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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML
by straightlyconfused / 05/27/2012 at 9:20am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by jingle / 05/25/2012 at 7:18am / United States (Delaware) / Work
by thwack / 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Kyley / 05/08/2012 at 7:55am / United States / Love
by gutted / 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Bridget / 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 8:07am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by markzar / 05/05/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
by 464424 / 05/05/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Rae / 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by john / 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight… Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her… Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door,…