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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 553
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fuckeduplovelife : i'm pretty loser-ish.

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Today, my car broke down and had to be towed to the dealership. Normally, this would be just unlucky but I work with kids and we had been fundraising for charity. I am now sitting at the dealership with my hair coloured purple, red and blue and in ridiculously high pigtails while people stare. FML

#19687715
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18301) - you deserved it (2128)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:20am - work - by straightlyconfused - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (3264)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17625) - you deserved it (3379)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21739) - you deserved it (6776)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML

#19591355
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20824) - you deserved it (1970)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26462) - you deserved it (2396)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

#19582200
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28598) - you deserved it (6423)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

#19576314
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (7810)

On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28038) - you deserved it (2085)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36148) - you deserved it (2334) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22507) - you deserved it (1884)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43900) - you deserved it (2765)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

#19575852
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (7309)

On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML

#19573690
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20495) - you deserved it (2844)

On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23661) - you deserved it (4313)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)



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