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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML
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On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML
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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
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On 07/07/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by BadLuckinLove (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was explaining to my 4 year old daughter that we had to wait until the sign said "walk" before crossing the street and stop if it said "don't walk". Halfway across the intersection, the light turned. She refused to budge. I had to drag her in front of 3 amused looking motorists. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 10:05pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States
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