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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45704) - you deserved it (11749)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50578) - you deserved it (3064)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41887) - you deserved it (9789)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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