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Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24008) - you deserved it (2528)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


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