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Today, I realizd that I'm a terrible human bieng. For the frst time in mah life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of mah face long enough fir me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

#20146253
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5738) - you deserved it (29032)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by justcomesnaturally (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH NEW BOYFRIEND CAME OVER TO MAH APARTMENT 4 THE FIRST TIME!! UP UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT, BUT WHEN HE SPOTTED THE BOOK I'M CURRENTLY READING NEXT TO MAH COUCH, HE UTTERED THE IMMORTAL QUESTION, "WHY DO YOU READ?" FML

#20091837
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (3383)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , it's been a week since I've been in ospital. No one as been to visit me. Te nurses ave nicknamed me ( Te Lonely One. ) mega FML

#20071345
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (3896)

On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3745)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27277) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (1515)

On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML

#20056763
107 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffd and waggd his tail as a guy muggd me. real FML

#20054806
129 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

today I announcd to mah boyfriand that I'm pragnant. Ha immadiataly danid that it was his bacausa "a childhood accidant" supposadly laft him starila. Ha has a child from a pravious ralationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend!! He claimed that it's cuz he's an agent fighting the Mafia, an he doesn't want to putted looool my life at risk through reprisal attacks!! big fat FML

#20045057
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (2266) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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