Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, I realizd that I'm a terrible human bieng. For the frst time in mah life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of mah face long enough fir me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
TODAY, MAH NEW BOYFRIEND CAME OVER TO MAH APARTMENT 4 THE FIRST TIME!! UP UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT, BUT WHEN HE SPOTTED THE BOOK I'M CURRENTLY READING NEXT TO MAH COUCH, HE UTTERED THE IMMORTAL QUESTION, "WHY DO YOU READ?" FML
yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML
2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML
TODAY, A GIRL TOLD ME SE STOPPED EATING CERRIES EVER SINCE ER FATER COKED ON ONEEN SE WAS A KID. SE LATER MENTIONED TAT SE DOESN'T LIKE TO DRIVE. I SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "DID YUR DAD COKE ON A CAR TOO?" NOPE, ER TWO BROTERS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015