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freakybella
  • Town/Country : Detroit , United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 June 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About freakybella : Just a small town girl, raised in ocklawaha,FL. I\'m happily married and a mom to a pretty awesome two year old daughter. I mostly lurk but decided to join after reading a couple FML\'s that were truly deserved. Anyway, I know this is boring.

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Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

#19991299
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (1232)

On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

#14521815
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22070) - you deserved it (3372)

On 01/09/2011 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

#14518373
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22172) - you deserved it (3561)

On 01/09/2011 at 6:11am - health - by whitey (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
101 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38473) - you deserved it (3342)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

#14189329
130 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 9:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML

#13794199
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17307) - you deserved it (3726)

On 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML

#4705802
232 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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