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About freakybella : Just a small town girl, raised in ocklawaha,FL. I\'m happily married and a mom to a pretty awesome two year old daughter. I mostly lurk but decided to join after reading a couple FML\'s that were truly deserved. Anyway, I know this is boring.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused mah bowels to release everything right then and there while on the phone with a customer in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
today I went to the beach . After applying sunscreen liberally and doing mah best to stay out of the sun, I cummd home with the worst sunburn I have ever had . I almost needd to go to the hospital . I am officially too pale to be allowd outside in summer . FML
Today, I figured out why mah name is Ashley. In order to tell mah older sister about getting a new little sister, mah parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
Today , as I got to mah first class seat on an airplane , I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply . It's an eight hour flight . FML
yesterday I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for ahile . Instead of looool sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in mah best lingerie, in his little brother's room . big fat FML
Today, husband was looking at a bariatric surgary wabsita and askd him what ha was raading. Ha said, "Oh, yur annivarsary gift. Surprisa!" Ha wasn't kidding. Ha got mad whan I politaly daclind his gift, than angrily said "You know, it raally hurts whan u don't lika tha things I gat you." maga FML
Today , my mother told me she's disappointd in me fir not going to a better college , and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is , I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML
Taday as I was taking mah three year old daughter home from daycare , she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father , but she answered , "No , not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Friday 27 March 2015