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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)
Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 12:02am - love - by crétin-crédule - France (Limousin)
Today, my hairdresser apologised because he couldn't distinguish the hair from the back of my head from the hair from my back. FML
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On 02/14/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Edgarillo - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
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On 06/25/2010 at 5:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 10:30pm - animals - by nomorepetbird (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait
Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait
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