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About freakincool : I'm 18 years old and don't have much of a life except doing goofy things like posting stuff on fmylife. I like to read and am a naturally quiet person.
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Today , I Was At My Girlfriend's House When We Noticed Her Cat Was Missing. We Saw It On The Roof An So I Thought I Would Try To Look Good By Offering To Go On The Roof To Retrieve It. The Cat Had Climbed Down When I Got Up There , An I Have A Fear Of Heights. Her Mom Had To Help Me Down. FML
Today,hile bussing at restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down leg. I startd shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turnd to stare. Then I realizd there was a hole in pocket and some quarters had slid out down leg. FML
today I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt wat I thought was rain coming through the window, until I lookd over an realizd it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015