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freakincool
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About freakincool : I'm 18 years old and don't have much of a life except doing goofy things like posting stuff on fmylife. I like to read and am a naturally quiet person.

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

#19980789
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I agree, your life sucks (9137) - you deserved it (17548)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14705) - you deserved it (5098)

On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28638) - you deserved it (2807)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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