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About freakincool : I'm 18 years old and don't have much of a life except doing goofy things like posting stuff on fmylife. I like to read and am a naturally quiet person.

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Today , I Was At My Girlfriend's House When We Noticed Her Cat Was Missing. We Saw It On The Roof An So I Thought I Would Try To Look Good By Offering To Go On The Roof To Retrieve It. The Cat Had Climbed Down When I Got Up There , An I Have A Fear Of Heights. Her Mom Had To Help Me Down. FML


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On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

Today,hile bussing at restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down leg. I startd shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turnd to stare. Then I realizd there was a hole in pocket and some quarters had slid out down leg. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

today I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt wat I thought was rain coming through the window, until I lookd over an realizd it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML


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On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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