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About foxykz : It is 10:56am. I don't like people but I think I like you ;)

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (174647) - you deserved it (30395)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (235290) - you deserved it (31117)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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