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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5659
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About foxman47 : This is my Burton Clash 155. She is my baby and she is my life. Until I buy a new Park Pickle this winter. Snowboarding is my passion and it surpasses every other form of adrenaline rush that I have experienced in my life.

As for what I do when I'm not on the mountain, I work in retail and go to college. I'm currently studying psychopharmacology and it's hard but always fascinating.

As for P.M.ing me, I only use the app for my iPhone so I will probably never reply. Have a good day now.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

#18011965
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37746) - you deserved it (2645)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29236) - you deserved it (3532)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14725) - you deserved it (72267)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I went to a concert. I got into a fist fight with a drunk girl. My older brother tried to pull me away from her by holding both my arms back. I spent the last half of the concert in the hospital because I couldn't shield my face. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51667) - you deserved it (4784)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64951) - you deserved it (3920)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43867) - you deserved it (3588)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33861) - you deserved it (2390)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

#17999890
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25069) - you deserved it (7168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30057) - you deserved it (5809) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7479) - you deserved it (62230)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML

#17990354
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (3648)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (4619)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39522) - you deserved it (2850)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (3498)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)



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