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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6711
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About foxman47 : This is my Burton Clash 155. She is my baby and she is my life. Until I buy a new Park Pickle this winter. Snowboarding is my passion and it surpasses every other form of adrenaline rush that I have experienced in my life.

As for what I do when I'm not on the mountain, I work in retail and go to college. I'm currently studying psychopharmacology and it's hard but always fascinating.

As for P.M.ing me, I only use the app for my iPhone so I will probably never reply. Have a good day now.

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I have done enough trials to confrm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, ILE JOGGING, I REALIZED MY FACE JIGGLES MORE TAN MY BREASTS. FML

#18180881
155 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I looool liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Let My Brother Borrow My Car, As He Had A Job Interview. I Told Him The Tank Was Nearly Empty And Gave Him $20 To Putted Some Petrol In It. Ten Minutes Later, He Calls Me, Saying The Car Won't Start. He Filled It Up With Diesel. It's A Petrol Car. FML

#18171616
149 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by jeremiah - Australia

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, wile cuddling up on te couc wit boyfriend, I askd im if tis was is appy place too!! He said, "Na, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH FATHER MET MAH BOYFRIEND FIR THE FRST TIME AT DINNER . THE ONLY THING HE SAID TO HIM THE WHOLE EVENING WAS, "ARE YOU CRCUMCISD?"

#18164044
167 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, ma girlfriend cummed to ma ouse crying because te guyo se as been ceating on me wit doesn't want to be wit er anymore . FML

#18163904
164 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States



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