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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 October 1982 (33 years)
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About foshizzle82 : Hello there!

I am a stay at home mum with two precious little ones. I read FML at nights while everyone's asleep to relax and have a laugh.

When I'm not running around cooking, cleaning and being a slave to my children I loooovve to read (books that is, not just FML).

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of my regulars approached me at work, arms extended for a hug. He's always in a bad mood, so I figured for once he wasn't grumpy and I enthusiastically hugged him. Turns out he was just stretching his arms. He told me I was crazy and pretty much ran out of my store. FML

Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML


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On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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