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foseberry3
  • Town/Country : hampton, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About foseberry3 : i like fml but my things dont get posted

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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34219) - you deserved it (5868)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11935) - you deserved it (30226)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70053) - you deserved it (5707)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17273) - you deserved it (31119)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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