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  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

#19625329
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17682) - you deserved it (4172)

On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

#19615812
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (4884)

On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

#19615713
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28364) - you deserved it (2744)

On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML

#18719100
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (4704)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by neveragain89 (woman) - Australia

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54542) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (8612)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (12577)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (12577)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

#14347909
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (2044)

On 12/26/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by JennieA -

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40177) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

#12453698
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14899) - you deserved it (22997)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by Jorgina226 - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

#7805682
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (2972)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

#7099062
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (2519)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:26am - work - by Labelme (woman) - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on facebook chat. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

#6186219
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25633) - you deserved it (5753)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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