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About forthewynne : Hey :) I'm Wynne, and most people have no idea how to say my name so in case you were wondering, it's pronounced like win. I'm 18 and from the US! I love spending time with friends, listening to music and laughing. Some of my passions are also baking desserts and breakfast foods, dancing every now and then, and modeling! Currently I'm in college working towards my BS in Astronomy. So anyway, if you wanna talk then feel free to message me. :) But if you're a creep, or way out of my age range, then I'm not going to reply. Thanks for stopping by!
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