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by KatzVKatz / 07/24/2015 at 5:51pm / Slovenia (Novo mesto Urban Commune) / Love
by Ma_Nikka / 07/23/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (California) / Work
by brazo667 / 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by solitaire / 07/20/2013 at 4:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by thanksdoc / 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by o_O / 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
by assholedad / 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
by what_the_hell / 06/20/2013 at 4:35am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Money
by CatLover<3 / 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
by Married2handsome / 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
by unwilling redneck / 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by What the fuck, son? / 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by AbhorrentApplication / 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
- Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact the game "Elsa brain surgery" with me… Today, I woke up from a dream in which I was making passionate love with a beautiful woman. The bad… Today, I was hit on by a homeless woman at work. She asked my coworker and I for $18 so she could…