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by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by blah! / 12/08/2013 at 8:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by ballplaya52 / 12/08/2013 at 12:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
by mystery / 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/07/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Work
by jessierules93 / 12/07/2013 at 12:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Love
by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous