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Foreeverwhat's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 3 March 2014 16:30 /

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

By well SHIT - / Thursday 27 February 2014 21:46 / United States - Little Elm

Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

By SirDirtyRedD - / Saturday 25 January 2014 01:03 / Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

By management / Friday 21 February 2014 02:31 / United States

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

By ChickenBallsPlease - / Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:16 / United Kingdom - King's Lynn