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  • Number of visits : 127
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About fordguy302 : never no what to put here so ur guess is as good as mine

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Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

#20438564
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12779) - you deserved it (42032)

On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (6458)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

#20144110
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I agree, your life sucks (18065) - you deserved it (1818)

On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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