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Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (35252) - you deserved it (4265)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was ordering food at McDonalds when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

#5896652 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (22187) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by ThePidgeon (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML

#5657528 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (26593) - you deserved it (2233)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:38am - money - by poorcar (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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