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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About fmlikecrazy : I go to university, I chill with friends, I shop, I horseback ride, and I check fml daily. That's pretty much all you need to know, so have a grea* day!

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Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

#17634820
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34095) - you deserved it (2570)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26449) - you deserved it (3396)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9642) - you deserved it (27636)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (4006)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (2693)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

#17547713
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28379) - you deserved it (2881)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

#17547423
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28201) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by kris (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13652) - you deserved it (32217)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13795) - you deserved it (64245)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13795) - you deserved it (64245)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13795) - you deserved it (64245)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

#4235040
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14032) - you deserved it (118764)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)



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