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Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
by jkmartinjk / 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
by Darth Vomitus / 08/10/2012 at 2:54pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by Mikaela / 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by thedri11 / 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
by Karmaisabitch / 05/18/2012 at 2:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
by OytoBeAfather / 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
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