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flupsht
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 717
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flupsht : Well I'm not a fun person to hang out with. I end up working all the time so i don't really do a hole lot.
Yeah send a message if you want.


Nobody can seem to find out why the paper clip crossed the road.

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Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML

#20534501
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I agree, your life sucks (9215) - you deserved it (28575)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22568) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8566) - you deserved it (44468)

On 02/24/2013 at 10:41pm - misc - by Fox - United States



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