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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8324) - you deserved it (58306)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

#13753652 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (17905) - you deserved it (2835)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML

#13715674 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (26758) - you deserved it (1654)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (26822) - you deserved it (3403)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (49900) - you deserved it (4200)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML

#7453397 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (22504) - you deserved it (1150)

On 01/20/2010 at 8:31am - work - by superscrewed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (24673) - you deserved it (3603)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML

#5675476 (19)

I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (1067)

On 10/06/2009 at 12:06am - work - by perpetuallyscrewed (man) -

Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML

#5607614 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (38609) - you deserved it (1614)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:31pm - work - by Rae (woman) - United States (Texas)