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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1013
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About flavboarder : I like to snowboard, mountain bike and play hockey, i want to get sponsored by airblaster, and maybe make it to atleast the whl. Message me if you want

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (8152)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML

#17383761
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20534) - you deserved it (8641)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (2716)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

#17354584
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (2667)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:49am - money - by Teen With No Money (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (32650)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11675) - you deserved it (65449)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

#17322871
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33135) - you deserved it (14563)

On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (34626)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28811) - you deserved it (30289)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18213) - you deserved it (34224)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51886) - you deserved it (6184)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62151) - you deserved it (7310)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62151) - you deserved it (7310)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (9557)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10361) - you deserved it (94011)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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