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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (8285)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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