About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, and The Big Bang Theory.
Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the forth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore
Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)
Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States
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