About Firegirl1993
A few things I flippin love: Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory. Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 favorites

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  • The thumb strikes back

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    72%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    22%
  • 50 quality comments

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • A new thumb

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Firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

By elovan / Saturday 25 July 2015 08:33 / United States - Des Moines

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

By mcore / Friday 24 July 2015 23:20 / United States - Akron

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

By tycrist8 / Friday 26 June 2015 23:32 / United States - Lawrence

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

By ddhaley1 - / Saturday 18 July 2015 19:08 / United States - Edmond

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - / Saturday 27 June 2015 01:21 / United States - Roanoke