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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5764
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38395) - you deserved it (9563)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30888) - you deserved it (5595)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (2841)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37802) - you deserved it (4630)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34524) - you deserved it (3825)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32564) - you deserved it (3281)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33026) - you deserved it (5400)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44036) - you deserved it (6482)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32952) - you deserved it (2630)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (4557)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom got genuinely angry at me because I refused to let her pop a zit that I had "promised" she could pop a few days back. She said with utmost look of disappointment that I'm "not a man of my word". FML


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