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firegirl1993

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firegirl1993

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4194
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28697) - you deserved it (8808)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (3003)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44757) - you deserved it (3371)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32109) - you deserved it (15817)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45195) - you deserved it (7034)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (4550)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29199) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29368) - you deserved it (4873)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30137) - you deserved it (9314)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11304) - you deserved it (38170)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33080) - you deserved it (6445)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34325) - you deserved it (9342)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11808) - you deserved it (41746)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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