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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2880
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29964) - you deserved it (3052)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

#19568451
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (4240)

On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5636) - you deserved it (81258)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

#19551468
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15741) - you deserved it (1442)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (2654)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (2581)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

#19489197
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (5697)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16172) - you deserved it (4703)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19961) - you deserved it (4409)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20818) - you deserved it (7186)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21076) - you deserved it (3092)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17338) - you deserved it (2544)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28712) - you deserved it (1844)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)



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