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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5949
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (3583)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML


Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (3362)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (4511) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40083) - you deserved it (5177)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (4256)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34007) - you deserved it (5246)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (7301)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34172) - you deserved it (3031)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38506) - you deserved it (3930)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32751) - you deserved it (2863)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (4634)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:08am - misc - by driverboy - United States

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35610) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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