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About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.
Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML
Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML
Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML
Today... ma mom got genuinely angry at me cuz I refusd to let er pop a zit tat I ad "promisd" se could pop a few days back. Se said wit utmost look of disappointment tat I'm "not a man of ma word". FML
2day mah husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl the love of his life whom he's alway considered pure turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better come hanging round the house. Pussy two years old is now housebound until her kitten are born. FML
today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peieng, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015