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firegirl1993

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firegirl1993

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4393
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. mega FML

#21282364
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (2882)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30339) - you deserved it (4786)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today... I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie... he'll climb up yur pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39573) - you deserved it (5560)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

Today, My Sister Told Me About Her Upcoming Trip To Mexico. I Asked Her How She Was Going To Do Anything Without Knowing Any Spanish. She Told Me She's "just Going To Read There Lips". FML

#21272968
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today... ma mom got genuinely angry at me cuz I refusd to let er pop a zit tat I ad "promisd" se could pop a few days back. Se said wit utmost look of disappointment tat I'm "not a man of ma word". FML

#21267417
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31270) - you deserved it (5307)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:31am - misc - by SystemofaBlink41 (man) - Puerto Rico

today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML

#21264930
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (14569)

On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peieng, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (2632)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

TODAY...HILE GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A BLIND GUY.!! !! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE HIM WALK INTO A WALL !! BIG FAT FML

#21261532
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32536) - you deserved it (7706)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (3482)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya



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