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Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
by C0olgirl / 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
by thisreallysucks2 / 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my parents had a family discussion about my sister's birthday plans because it was the "next… Today, on my only day off, my Fiancé and I decided to go to the waterpark. as soon as we got there… Today, I decided to go out for pizza before I fly home for the summer. The second I finished doing…