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Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
by C0olgirl / 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
by thisreallysucks2 / 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex… Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching…