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About firecopy : Years on FML: 6
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Today, it looks like I may have an STD . My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago . He says he's been completely faithful . They sayhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . Turns out that's not quite true .
Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML
TODAY , I WAS DOING PHOTOGRAPHY , AND DECIDED TO CLIMB ONTO THE ROOF OF A BUILDING TO PHOTOGRAPH THE CITY. I DROPPED A SQUARE OF CHOCOLATE OVER THE EDGE JUST TO APPRECIATE THE HIEGHT. APPARENTLY SOMEBODY SAW ME , I WAS ARRESTED AND AM NOW BIENG CHARGED 4 TRESPASSING AND FIRING MISSILES.
Today, I Was Having Sex With Girlfriend When I Came. She Got Pissed And Slapped Me Really Hard For Cumming Inside Her Cuz She Didnt Want To Get Pregnant. 1. I Was Wearing A Condom. 2. She's On The Pill. 3. We Were Having Anal Sex. FML
I was sitting in mah room watching TV when I hered mah mother obnoxiously yelling 4 the dog. Minutes later she stomped into mah room... swatted me over the head... and yelled at me 4 not answering when she called. She actually got mah name mixed up with the dog's.
Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML
Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML
looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015