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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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yesterday mah boss lecturd me on the evils of alcohol an how it was 'prohibitd' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates bieng correctd. fat FML

#15174288
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (3689)

On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Got A Parking Ticket In The Mail. I Don't Have A Car. Mega FML

#14967692
49 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD . My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago . He says he's been completely faithful . They sayhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . Turns out that's not quite true .

#14882919
152 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

yesterday I couldn't get into mah car . In an attempt to get in , I broke a window . As I climbed in , the actual owner of the car walked up . Mine was across the street . mega FML

#14209327
111 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WAS DOING PHOTOGRAPHY , AND DECIDED TO CLIMB ONTO THE ROOF OF A BUILDING TO PHOTOGRAPH THE CITY. I DROPPED A SQUARE OF CHOCOLATE OVER THE EDGE JUST TO APPRECIATE THE HIEGHT. APPARENTLY SOMEBODY SAW ME , I WAS ARRESTED AND AM NOW BIENG CHARGED 4 TRESPASSING AND FIRING MISSILES.

#13883371
127 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I Was Having Sex With Girlfriend When I Came. She Got Pissed And Slapped Me Really Hard For Cumming Inside Her Cuz She Didnt Want To Get Pregnant. 1. I Was Wearing A Condom. 2. She's On The Pill. 3. We Were Having Anal Sex. FML

#13661699
375 comments

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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning.

#13442397
155 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

I was sitting in mah room watching TV when I hered mah mother obnoxiously yelling 4 the dog. Minutes later she stomped into mah room... swatted me over the head... and yelled at me 4 not answering when she called. She actually got mah name mixed up with the dog's.

#13350448
100 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today I Nervously Introduced Mah Mother To Mah New Boyfriend. I Had To Sit An Watch Her Flirt With Him Fir An Hour. When I Took Her In The Other Room An Confronted Her About It She Said "Don't U Dare Ruin This Fir Me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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