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  • Town/Country : Whitefish Bay, United States.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1188) - you deserved it (6847)

On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States

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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1589) - you deserved it (11470)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2059) - you deserved it (6981)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (8292) - you deserved it (1537)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809 (96)

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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998 (183)

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 12:19am - health - by NeedaNosePlug (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard - Reserved