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firebrand111
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 14704
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655916) - you deserved it (48815)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14499) - you deserved it (70610)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (228958)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66998) - you deserved it (403448)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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