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firebrand111
  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 14526
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (729)

I agree, your life sucks (445607) - you deserved it (30137)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

#951533 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (12102) - you deserved it (56425)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

#950316 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (104334) - you deserved it (7257)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (29783) - you deserved it (161415)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373045) - you deserved it (413132)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (1030)

I agree, your life sucks (50510) - you deserved it (283707)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (1009)

I agree, your life sucks (446005) - you deserved it (32712)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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