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Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the desicion that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (1847)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11572) - you deserved it (41772)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

#963370 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (13464) - you deserved it (49167)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (97889) - you deserved it (17207)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76250) - you deserved it (6262)

On 03/27/2009 at 1:12am - love - by w00tz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)