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About film_addict1129 : 18, Australia :)

The ever-growing list of pet hates:
There is nothing I hate more than people who comment on FML's with a complete recount of the FML, but from another perspective. Or people that comment on FML's with a horrendously long recount of a slightly similar situation that happened to them - no one asked! Also, people that have a go at commenters or OPs about not locking doors; most family homes I've been in dont have locks on doors besides toilets - and I know my parents wouldn't let me have one. So, unless the FML or comment says 'I had a lock but didn't bother to lock it' don't be so presumptuous and make yourself look like a dick by obnoxiously telling someone they should have locked the door, please and thankyou. If they had a lock they would have used it (I hope).

I have the tendency to be a bit of a raving greenie (and proud of it!) when it comes to certain issues and yes I will always say what I want when I want.

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Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML


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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML


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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML


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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML


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On 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm - love - by kidyounot (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML


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On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

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