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About film_addict1129 : 18, Australia :)
The ever-growing list of pet hates:
There is nothing I hate more than people who comment on FML's with a complete recount of the FML, but from another perspective. Or people that comment on FML's with a horrendously long recount of a slightly similar situation that happened to them - no one asked! Also, people that have a go at commenters or OPs about not locking doors; most family homes I've been in dont have locks on doors besides toilets and I know my parents wouldn't let me have one so unless the FML or comment says 'I had a lock but didn't bother to lock it' don't be so presumptuous and make yourself look like a dick please and thankyou.
I have the tendency to be a bit of a raving greenie (and proud of it!) when it comes to certain issues and yes I will always say what I want when I want.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML