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About film_addict1129 : 18, Australia :)
The ever-growing list of pet hates:
There is nothing I hate more than people who comment on FML's with a complete recount of the FML, but from another perspective. Or people that comment on FML's with a horrendously long recount of a slightly similar situation that happened to them - no one asked! Also, people that have a go at commenters or OPs about not locking doors; most family homes I've been in dont have locks on doors besides toilets - and I know my parents wouldn't let me have one. So, unless the FML or comment says 'I had a lock but didn't bother to lock it' don't be so presumptuous and make yourself look like a dick by obnoxiously telling someone they should have locked the door, please and thankyou. If they had a lock they would have used it (I hope).
I have the tendency to be a bit of a raving greenie (and proud of it!) when it comes to certain issues and yes I will always say what I want when I want.
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Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
Friday 27 March 2015