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fiju

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fiju : ...and out come the wolves

I like climbing, hiking and going to punk gigs. I study physics. I have a mohawk and I wonder if anyone reads this? I'd like a lemonade but I don't have any lemons left. I'm bored.

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fiju's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44579) - you deserved it (5344)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

#20405418
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30293) - you deserved it (8622)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

#16149509
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (5437)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (3820)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51282) - you deserved it (4736)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18989) - you deserved it (86596)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59523) - you deserved it (6139) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29930) - you deserved it (2858)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

#6186656
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27284) - you deserved it (5122)

On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10221) - you deserved it (36690)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

#5203249
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11141) - you deserved it (43815)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)



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