About fiju : ...and out come the wolves
I like climbing, hiking and going to punk gigs. I study physics. I have a mohawk and I wonder if anyone reads this? I'd like a lemonade but I don't have any lemons left. I'm bored.
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Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 7:26am - misc - by heallven - Sent from mobile version
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML
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On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my best friend who I've had serious feelings for for over a year decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost 2 years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up 6 months ago. 3 times. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by sexytime (woman) - United States (Utah)
Monday 20 May 2013
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