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fiju
  • Town/Country : Zadar, Croatia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fiju : ...and out come the wolves

I like climbing, hiking and going to punk gigs. I study physics. I have a mohawk and I wonder if anyone reads this? I'd like a lemonade but I don't have any lemons left. I'm bored.

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Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

#20405418
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (7591)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

#16149509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29263) - you deserved it (4171)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23107) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41951) - you deserved it (3561)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (3272)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14071) - you deserved it (66834)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49725) - you deserved it (4536) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22736) - you deserved it (2103)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

#6186656
85 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871
65 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

#5203249
67 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my best friend who I've had serious feelings for for over a year decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost 2 years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up 6 months ago. 3 times. FML

#4993116
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16657) - you deserved it (375)

On 09/02/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by sexytime (woman) - United States (Utah)



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