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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6858
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6308) - you deserved it (47230)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12912) - you deserved it (54756)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (2241)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

#5930750
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12833) - you deserved it (29319)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML

#5891401
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32978) - you deserved it (3645)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

#5889597
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8963) - you deserved it (48084)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

#5863047
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32549) - you deserved it (1977)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41892) - you deserved it (3019)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

#5225291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32744) - you deserved it (3051)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#5198874
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39777) - you deserved it (4779)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44619) - you deserved it (4222)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)



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