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fightingkittens

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12592
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About fightingkittens : Once upon a time I had an FML published. Unfortunately I neglected to make a proper sacrifice of watermelons and chimney sweeps to the All-Sentient Sniping and Hissing Ovarian Longitudinal Entity and as a result of this grievance, it was never credited to my profile. You can find it by searching "staph infection" in the search bar--the name on the account is accurate.

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fightingkittens's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28976) - you deserved it (2464)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24069) - you deserved it (6818)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (9660)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36667) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

#12894128
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41966) - you deserved it (6779)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

#12812142
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18971) - you deserved it (6484)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML

#12694516
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (20906)

On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31312) - you deserved it (4865)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32277) - you deserved it (3627)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35190) - you deserved it (4968)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (12655)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

#12396014
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (3430)

On 08/08/2010 at 7:27pm - animals - by L.Lime05 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41741) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

#12241266
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (11385)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

#12146210
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31241) - you deserved it (9547)

On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)



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