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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11867
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today... while at a boring lecture... I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around... wondering wat was so funny... which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked lyk I'd been giving mah pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

#15386188
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (32812)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I went to the doctor 4 an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat cummed from and how it got into mah bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31729) - you deserved it (2844)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. real FML

#15264127
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (3584)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

#15213017
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (4868)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if u saa a pictura in yur boss's offica of a axtramaly good looking, big braastad woman kissing him on tha chaak, not to commant . Bacausa that axtramaly good looking, big braastad woman, just might ba his daughtar . FML

#15193214
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10608) - you deserved it (40326)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I serechd the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

#15184049
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (5825)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

Today , my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program bieng over , we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

#15182858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23264) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Pickle (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today after disappereing fir an unusually long period of time mah boss calld the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd startd bleeding uncontrollably from the arse an as the only other female staff member she needd me to go help her. FML

#15151790
124 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

yesterday to punish me fir being hungover, mah roommate blasted the bagpipe version of ( Amazing Grace ) through his stereo. FML

#15128708
125 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

TODAY... I WENT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET TO GET FITTED 4 A NEW BRA SINCE MINE WEREN'T FITTING PROPERLY. TO MY AMAZEMENT... I WASN'T A 32A... BUT A 32AA. I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CRATERS ON MY CHEST. FAT FML

#15103887
458 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I just pulled out of the fast food drive through , only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food , I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

#14990064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20464) - you deserved it (3589)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

Today, my roommata complainad about his panis baing smally an itchy . It's baan a waak . Yastarday ha woka ma looool up in tha middla of tha night, asking if I had soma kind of Vasalina or moisturizar ha could usa for tha itching . Ha still rafusas to go to tha doctor . FML

#14962241
89 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34005) - you deserved it (3285)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends r dating one another . FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14758) - you deserved it (60701)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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