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fightingkittens
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3120
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (7556)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

#11353133
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51415) - you deserved it (4401)

On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me in an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

#10627602
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22596) - you deserved it (5192)

On 05/19/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21732) - you deserved it (5437)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

#9117281
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6987) - you deserved it (25909)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20024) - you deserved it (2704)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4063) - you deserved it (14393)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
457 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19314) - you deserved it (6857)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML

#8621697
127 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
86 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
239 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
101 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7532) - you deserved it (19320)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
125 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States



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