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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12312) - you deserved it (56496)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10405) - you deserved it (32016)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62170) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35597) - you deserved it (5244)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (7576)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30601) - you deserved it (6379)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41846) - you deserved it (3826)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10213) - you deserved it (43076)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30906) - you deserved it (2363)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10108) - you deserved it (77703)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44096) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (24341)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (15595)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39638) - you deserved it (5968)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (2122)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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