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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
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Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:19am - intimacy - by crybaby - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)
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