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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11869
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About fightingkittens : Does anyone else find it mildly disturbing that they not only publish the date but the day of your birth?

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TODAY, I SPENT AN OUR IN MY CAR TERRIFIED TO GO INSIDE BECAUSE I TOUGT MY OUSE WAS BEING BURGLED. I SAW RAPID SADOWS IN TE LIGT OF MY LOUNGE. EVENTUALLY I PLUCKED UP TE COURAGE TO CREEP INSIDE WIT A ROCK TO FINE IT WASN'T A ROBBER. IT WAS MY CATS, FIGTING IN FRONT OF A TOPPLED LAMP. FML

#21305532
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (5555)

On 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm - animals - by amazinghermit (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, I GOT CHASED HALFWAY HOME BY A WOLF. YES, A WOLF. I LIVE IN CENTRAL NORWAY. REAL FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

today I got stuck on an arplane for a while before takeoff!! Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons!! FML

#21282479
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29999) - you deserved it (3430)

On 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm - misc - by Airplane crap - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Left 4 A Fifteen-hour Drive With Two Guysho Won't Stop Talking In A Yoda Voice . Sick Of This Nonsense, I Am . FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (4467)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I witnessd some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. ( Goddamn negger ), I mutterd. ( The fuck did u just say?! ) yelld a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peieng, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (2632)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat in on a university-level pysics lecture, listening to ma yped-up co-students approximating te ypotetical situation of te Sun consisting of gerbils!! Te conversation ten continued towards looool ow muc better energy/mass ratio te gerbil-sun would ave compared to te actual star!! FML

#21258867
89 comments

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
82 comments

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On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today I was walking mah dogs when a woman at a bus stop quite rudely exclaimd "Keep those mutts away from mah kid"!! I replid just as rudely that I wouldn't want them anywhere near her dirty sprog!! It was then we both realisd she was a customer that I regularly talk to at work!! real FML

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (8721)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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