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Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
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I agree, your life sucks (12937) - you deserved it (62703)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

#230798
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63930) - you deserved it (6486)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:17pm - love - by crap (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56639) - you deserved it (6769)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

#1104
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On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5454) - you deserved it (34932)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)



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