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Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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266 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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181 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from my 2 week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML

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On 12/22/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

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53 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML

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142 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:23am - love - by itrustedsnapeallalong (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

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On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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