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ferrettamer
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ferrettamer : im amazing ^^

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Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

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444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (62938)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

#1905564
177 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
241 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
158 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

#688806
112 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
80 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

#256186
93 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

#65
37 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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71 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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