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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2085
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ferrettamer : im amazing ^^

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Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy!! Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between ( Star Wars ) an ( Star Trek!! ) FML

#1968718
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (66607)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF PARTYING AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM!! THAT’SHEN I REALIZED THAT AFTER PASSING OUT WITH MAH SHOES ON LAST NIGHT, MAH FRIEND DECIDED USE A BLACK SHARPIE AND PLAY “CONNECT THE DOTS” WITH MAH ACNE!! FML

#1905564
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39612) - you deserved it (18518)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I left a party after drinking and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep 4 emergency situation to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29980) - you deserved it (273275)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19995) - you deserved it (145795)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I davalopad tha disposabla camara picturas from my family's trip to Disnay World. I noticad that in tha picturas I took of tham in front of tha big castla at Magic Kingdom, my wifa and son wara standing a faw faat away from a manho was touching himsalf. big fat FML

#688806
112 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , a man in my town was arrestd 4 hiding methanphetamine in a hollowd out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retrement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69360) - you deserved it (2907)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Taking The Subway To School. It Was Around 6:30am And I Was Listening To Music And Catching Up On Homework. When I Took My Headphones Off To Readjust Them, I Heard Some Grunting. I Lookd Over At The Man Across From Me To See He Was Masturbating. FML

#256186
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67482) - you deserved it (3239)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

2day wile at te dinner table, ma grandmoter told me se backed over a cat . FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

#20
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today , I thought it was yesterday , I went to school 4 nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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