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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2617
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ferrettamer : im amazing ^^

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ferrettamer's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

by breathalizard / 05/02/2009 at 2:21am / United States (North Dakota) / Health

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

by ohshittttttt / 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 8:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

by Noname / 03/10/2009 at 11:01am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

by danesy / 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

by aXel / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Animals

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:25am / Love

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

by RaYan / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Miscellaneous