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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1783
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ferrettamer : im amazing ^^

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48402) - you deserved it (6716)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37507) - you deserved it (2913)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (10943)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44095) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (5968)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

#15078175
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36712) - you deserved it (5114)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (8698)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33561) - you deserved it (6799)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (3600)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37114) - you deserved it (4731)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34994) - you deserved it (6442)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18776) - you deserved it (41314)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9651) - you deserved it (32455)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40059) - you deserved it (26540) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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