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Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (2247)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (9450)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23749) - you deserved it (2690)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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